First Family Total IQ in one Photo

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The First Family can no longer cover up their incompetency given a second presidency, and a second collapse of society as a result of thier decisions. Is 165 IQ points a generous guess? I think so. 

A soft, classic crew tee that wears like a lived-in favorite. The artwork—two stoic figures rendered in fine detail with a subtle numeric caption beneath—sits low on the chest for a discreet, thoughtful look. Lightweight but durable, the shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. It settles into everyday life: quiet mornings with coffee, gallery strolls, late-night conversations. The design feels like a small, private reference shared between like-minded friends — low-key, a little enigmatic, and surprisingly expressive when you catch someone else who recognizes it.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck label and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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The First Family can no longer cover up their incompetency given a second presidency, and a second collapse of society as a result of thier decisions. Is 165 IQ points a generous guess? I think so. 

A soft, classic crew tee that wears like a lived-in favorite. The artwork—two stoic figures rendered in fine detail with a subtle numeric caption beneath—sits low on the chest for a discreet, thoughtful look. Lightweight but durable, the shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. It settles into everyday life: quiet mornings with coffee, gallery strolls, late-night conversations. The design feels like a small, private reference shared between like-minded friends — low-key, a little enigmatic, and surprisingly expressive when you catch someone else who recognizes it.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck label and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat